Got a good one to tell?
E-mail me and I'll post it here!

Make sure you do a goofy voice
for Tickle Tock when you read these!

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Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Panda.

Panda who?

O-Panda door, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Viper.

Viper who?

Vindow viper. I vill vipe your vindows... (insert evil laugh here)

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Itch.

Itch who?

Gesuntheit!

I know some "your mama" jokes, too. Want 'em?

--Kate, age 12, Cumberland, RI 9/20/01

Oh, by all means, Kate. Send 'em in!

--Cat : )

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Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Anita!

Anita who?

Anita nother knock-knock joke, this one was so stupid!

--Greg, age 13, Smithfield, RI 9/15/01

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Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Bisquick!

Bisquick who?

Better Bisquick, your pants are on fire!

--Kate, age 12, Cumberland, RI 9/8/01