Ah, the King. All hail!
(voice from the back)
But how come he gets to be king?(grumble, mumble)
Well, he's the tallest. That's got to mean something.
--Um, I think it's just the uniform....My goat's got horns that're way bigger than those.But look at that determination, that drive, that force of will--
--Yeah, he sure looks peeved about something.But you can just see that when he wants something,
he gets it.
--Like at the drive-thru at McDonalds?In charge? Perhaps...
6" tall.
At least with the horns.
